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Member Since: 3/29/2005

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Friday, April 29, 2005

To many people asking for it. So Ill just give it to all of you. Heres me new site. [Enjoi]

 

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Okay I got a xanga. Im not gonna be able to fix it up for a while cause I have testing that I have to study for. Yeah Im a nerd. Anyways, Im only gonna give it to you if you already asked for it. Or you could ask now if youd like.

Have a pleasent weekend all of you.

 

It puzzles me on why some of you are still going "OoOoO youre liek so freaking HaWt!! RaNdOm PrOpZ*~ comment me back.", when it clearly says Faker for the name. I guess some of you really are airheads and only care about pictures. You guys are great. None of you are mad at me except a few people whom Ive never even seen on this site. Weird. Yeah anyway, why do you people comment me badly about how I really look. Why do you even care? If you havent noticed, I dont care if you think Im ugly or a freak. I dress how Ive always dressed. And everyone likes my hawk. LiEk WhAtsUp WiTh ThAt?? Thats great and all but dont act all pissy babyish about it. Im gonna get a real xanga cause I feel like it. So you can comment on here still if youd like, but if you want a comment back youre probably not gonna get one. Unless I think youre cool enough.


Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Currently Playing
Young Loud & Snotty
By The Dead Boys
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Hahahahaha. Youre all a bunch of vain wankrods. I was wondering how long it was gonna take you all to figure out that Im fake. I was even leaving subtle hints that I was, like not using the metric system and anyone whos remotely emo, would never listen to punk. Ever wonder why Ive always updated or been on aim so late in the night? Yeah thats cause I live in Chicago. Not London. My names not Kenny. Its Chris. Everyone that has faked said it was fun so I tried it. Little did I know that Id have to bust my ass for you guys. If you think that Im gonna feel sorry for upsetting and hurting people who got so close to me, then you all have your heads up your skinny little anorexic asses. All I had to do was take my personality and some guys picture on Vampire Freaks.
My real sn for aim is GiveMeFire7784. Im expecting lots and lots of hate messages from you guys. After wasting my time talking to you ever so nicely, which I might add was really difficult since I wanted to break some of your necks, I deserve some not so nice things. I find them funny. Just like this Kenny character. Most of that stuff was true except that Im not bisexual, I dont like any emo/screamo bands, I dont have a bf named Leleand, and that I ever liked any of you.
I was gonna let everyone down about me being a fake by friday cause I just couldnt keep this up. It was wasting my time. I have a life unlike some of you on here. How can someone actually love someone over the internet. Thats not right.
Heres the real me:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/Addicted2_oi/chris22.jpg
I did all the talking on aim and my buddy Mark did most of the xanga shit with help from Sarah's cousin Matt. If you liked my personality, then you should still talk to me regardless of what I did. But I know that will never ever happen cause Im not a hawt emo boi. Fuck all you guys. You should learn by now not to trust anyone on here. Everyones a poser or a stereotypical slutt/emo. No one has any originality these days. I highly suggest to anyone whos planning on turning emo to turn around and run the opposite way as fast as you can. Just doing this was making me rethink about me being punk. *shutters* It was horrible.
Well I hope all you cunts out there who were so "in love" with me get a life and never trust anyone again. I do feel bad for some serious stuff that happened to some of you but not for what I did. Later.

This is the last time youll hear from Kiki. Dont ever forget him. Hah.


Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Currently Watching
A Clockwork Orange
By Malcolm McDowell, Patrick Magee
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Damnit everyone. If I get one more comment on my looks, Im taking my picture down for good. Some of you are really annoying me with all your negative comments. I dont really care if you feel that I need to get a life or go die cause Im apparently "emo". Im not gonna change for you if thats what youre trying to do.

Okay;;
Heres what happened. Reesie and I went to the mall together yesterday. I got to ride around in a wheel chair. It was somewhat fun until he was pushing me around and we ran straight into a plant. The whole thing cracked in two and we got dirt and shit all over us. Not to mention that reesie was lying on top of me. Well at that exact moment Leleand happened to walk by. Yeah. He didnt see it the way it really happened. Now hes all mad at me and I think hes gonna break up with me. He says that I shouldnt care cause Ill have Reesie dear to hook up with. Im really pissed right now. So I dont suggest that you get me even more mad.

Ill be happy soon though. Me and my groupies are going to see a 7 Seconds concert on May 2nd. I didnt even have to buy the tickets. I got them for free for "just acting myself". This guy walked up to me at a Lower Class Brats concert and is like "You have some real courage comming here dressed like youre going to an emo cryfest." For those of you whole dont listen to good music LCB and 7 Seconds are punk bands I guess if you wanna call em that. Yep so I got 8 free tickets. Go me. I gotta get back to your comments. Bye.
I <3 Shawn//Karina//Sam

<3Kenny


Monday, April 25, 2005

Currently Watching
The Outsiders
By Matt Dillon, Ralph Macchio, C. Thomas Howell, Patrick Swayze, Rob Lowe, Emilio Estevez, Tom Cruise
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Geesh I edit alot. Well okay so i was joking about the spooning part. Obviously some people took it seriously... Yep so my brothers sn is up now so stop asking! Hes 12 for those of you who were wondering and his real name is Rory. We just call him by his middle name (Matt) cause he hates his first name. Well some people asked me to make them a sign and I totally forgot who did. I terribly sorry. So if you asked for one ask again and I promise that Ill get right on it.

 

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Please join my blog. Ill spoon you if you do.

candyXwhore

Oh and my brothers sn is;;

GreenMeansx Gox

 

OoOoOoO ---ยป Haha. Just to fun to pass up. Guess whos a naughty boy? No, not me. (oh snap) Reesie is!!! He said he felt bad that I broke my back and that I wouldnt be able to walk for a while and asked if there was anything he could do for me. I decided to take advantage of this and asked if hed like to have hot sex with me and Leleand and get it all on tape. Ya know what he said?? Sure! So thats a date I guess. Now all I have to do is get better.....and check with Leleand about this. Ill update later. Love Love Love.

<3Kenny

ps. If I make a blogring will you all join??


Sunday, April 24, 2005

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By UK Subs
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I have another favor to ask. Can some one give me a code to a scroll thingy on the side of one of my entries. Im making a layout and I need it. Or better yet can someone tell me why when I go to put the code for the whole layout in an entry so everyone can get it, the only thing that shows up is the links. Im sorta confused about this and Ive tried just about everything.

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New song. Scotty Doesnt Know. I love it. Eurotrip was the best. Oh and new picture. I had a little fun with them. I started pulling my clothes off.  Teehee. I know you wish you were there. Jealous much? Thats what Reesie says. I like Reesie. I might have a crush on this boy. But only not like that. Cause I have Leleand. Reesie can be my slutt.

 

Since some of you were asking, that background picture is from my friend Sarah. Those are her friends that are kissing. The layout needs something though. It pretty plain and dark.
Since Im really bored and have absolutely nothing to do, Ive had plenty of time to think about what I want to write about.
Remember all those things from long long ago. Things that you knew you liked but never admitted it to anyone? Since then they have become things of the past and everyone just sorta forgot it? We'll here's some stuff that I loved and still do love and wish theyd come back.

The Bumble Ball

Remember these? I bet you do. You'd press that button and set it on a table and the thing would just shake. I had one when I was like five and I would put it in my mouth while it was on. Yeah...gross I know. I still would love one. But I cant find them anywhere.

Are You Afraid Of The Dark

Ah good ol Nickelodeon. My friends and I used to have our own little meetings and we even called ourselves "The Midnight Society". The kids on the show would meet in the woods and take turns telling not so scary stories. To bad it was canceled in 1996. Dumb cunts. I dont know why they would. I own a DVD of it. Ive watched it a million times and know every episode on there by heart. Sad huh?

Tinker Toys

Im convinced that this is what Legos evolved from. I still play with my Tinker Toys. Theyre little wooden (sometimes plastic) sticks that you connect together to make something. The only thing is, is that they never gave you enough pieces so they would make you buy 80 packs of them. They also were never very colourful. I since spray painted mine neon colours. It makes them more fun to play with.

G.I. Joe Action Figure

Admit it. You know you owned one of these at one point in your life. And you made them have little love affairs with Barbie. He was always tougher then Ken and we all know Barbie loves a bad ass. No thats not a picture of my doll. Its Reesies. He still plays with them but shhh. I own a few movies of it. I still watch those too.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Mmmm....yes. My beloved heros. Everyone like these guys. Maybe theyre not long forgotten but they were just to cool not to include them on here. Theyre all over the place. Pretty much dominated everything there is to dominate. The tele, action figures, video games, shirts, boxers, *cough* comics, even an official website. People really need to worship these guys more. I mean, without them we have crazy ninjas running ramped throughout the streets.

Erector Set

Somehow I think the creators where on crack when they came up with the name for this odd toy. Its for boys and its called an Erector Set. Now doesnt that sound kinky. Anyways, basically its these metal pieces that you have to screw together to make stuff. A more modern version of this would Knex. They suck so theres not anytime worth wasting on these.

Pokemon

Theres no denying this one. Everyone has gotten into this wrath of geekyness. Hell I still even have my cards. And a Pickachu stuffed animal. This is something thats better off forgotten and left behind but nooo the creators still insist that they keep it around. Comming out with new movies every year and new booster packs every month and shoving it the unwilling faces of the youth. I seriously doubt anyone likes it anymore. Its just annoying as fuck to walk into a store and see Pokemon shit still on the shelves. Its giving Japan a bad name. If you still are into it then you obviously missed the stop where everyone got of the nerdy train.


Im sure theres more but I got side tract with something. Ill edit later with some more if I can think of anything. If you think of something that I missed then go ahead and tell me. But remember, it has to be something thats long since been forgotten or sorta at least. I have to get back to commenting you lovelys.

<3Kiki



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